Why don’t witches wear under? Because they need better grip
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon? It was full.
Doctor “the problem is that you sit too much during the day” me “I understand” doctor “yes, yes you do”
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.