How do you eat a hard drive? One byte at a time.
A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts out 13 bees onto the count…
I caught my son chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground him. He's doing better currently, and now con…
My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list. Now I can't read anything.
I ran out of toilet paper so I used newspaper. The Times are rough.