How do you find a blind man at a nudist beach? It isn’t hard
The urge to sing ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight’ is always just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.
When I was young I was very poor. After years of struggle, I’m no longer young.
If towels could tell jokes, I think they'd have a very dry sense of humor.
I went to a psychic. I knocked on her front door. She yelled: "Who is it?" So I left.