You know why Jewish guys are circumcised? Because Jewish woman won’t touch anything unless it’s 10% off
I joined a gym and said to the trainer “I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use?” “Try…
I tried donating blood today, NEVER again. Too many stupid question, who’s blood is it, where did you get it,…
A thief broke into my house middle of the night to look for money. So I got up and looked with him.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.