Stole some herbs from my neighbors garden, I'm living on borrowed Thyme
What did the two pieces of bread say at their wedding? It was loaf at first sight.
What did one toilet say to the other? You look flushed
What do you call someone that sells themselves for spaghetti. A pasta-tude
I get a little depressed when I can't play video games, but I always find a way to console myself.