Why do ducks have tail feathers? To cover their butt quaks
Why are there angels on top of Christmas trees? One day Santa was stressed out, and an angel came to him and…
A boy asks his father, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' 'That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that ove…
What do you call four pears? Two pairs.
What do you call someone that sells themselves for spaghetti. A pasta-tude