Guess who I bumped into on the way to optician, everyone.
I'm not saying my wife is ugly, but on Halloween she went to tell the ugly kids to get off our lawn and they…
Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Got home from work today to find my kids have been on ebay all day. If they are still there tomorrow I wi low…