Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent.
How can you tell the sex of an ant? Put it in water, if it sinks its a girl, if it floats its a boy-ant
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.