What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Did I tell you the joke about amnesia? No really, did I? I can't remember.
If honey bees make honey, what kind of bee makes milk? Boo Bee
My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list. Now I can't read anything.
Woke up in a cold sweat, terrified that I overslept for work. But quickly realized I was already at work, so…