Did you hear about the actor who broke his leg onstage? He's still in the cast.
Why don’t witches wear under? Because they need better grip
My friend claims he 'accidentally' glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his st…
A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts out 13 bees onto the count…
Why do bees have sticky hair? because they use honey combs