What did the elephant say to the naked man. How do you breathe through that tiny thing?
Scientists have recently discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive. It's called wedding cake.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I was going to tell a sodium joke. But then I was like NaH
My daughter asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. I said ‘no, I didnt even know he could’.