Scientists have recently discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive. It's called wedding cake.
Dated a Swiss girl once, broke up with her soon as I got to her home town. There were just too many red flags
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
My iguana lost his tail last night with not a predator in sight. Turns out it was reptile dysfunction.
Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.