Dad Joke

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He notices a jar full of money on the counter and asks the bartender about it. The bartender says, 'You put in $10 and complete three challenges, you win all the money.' The guy asks what the challenges are. 'First, you have to drink a gallon of hot sauce without crying. Second, there's a pit bull in the back with a sore tooth that needs pulling. Third, there's an 80-year-old woman upstairs who's never been satisfied.' The guy puts in $10, chugs the hot sauce, then stumbles to the back room. There's barking and screaming for 20 minutes. Then it goes quiet. The guy walks out, clothes torn, and says, 'Alright, where's the old lady with the sore tooth?'