I started an argument with my wife on the elevator, I was wrong on so many levels
Man “sleeping pills are amazing, I’ve never been so relaxed in my life” doctor “just make sure you’re not tak…
What's the difference between a chickpea and a pinto bean? I've never had a pinto bean on my face.
My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift, she would burn it. So I bought her a candle.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.