Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK.
Why shouldn't you throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
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I have a tendency to eat everything in front of me. That’s why I could never be a gynecologist
Did you hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.