Why shouldn't you throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
My son was just born, and another dad at the hospital congratulated me, saying his daughter was born yesterda…
My wife and I share the same sense of humour. We have to....She doesn't have one.
Why do you burry a lawyer 10 feet deep instead of 6? Because deep down they really are good people.
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate visitors.