What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.
A boy asks his father, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' 'That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that ove…
Did you hear about the guy who evaporated? He will be mist
A photon checks in for a flight. The attendant asks if he has any luggage. "No," he says, "I'm traveling ligh…
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.