Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I must admit, I joined this subreddit despite not being a dad. I'm a faux pa.
The female janitor at work keeps asking me if I want to smoke a joint with her. I always say no because I sim…
A man is sitting at home when a police officer knocks on his door. 'Sir, I'm afraid your dog has been reporte…
Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa