Why did behtovin get rid of all his chickens? Because they always said Bach Bach Bach
A man walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck. The bartender looks at him suspiciously and says,…
I want to retire as quickly as I can. I better call ASARP.
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.
What did the Bufalo say when his son left? Bison