Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.
Dated a Swiss girl once, broke up with her soon as I got to her home town. There were just too many red flags
My marriage is like a fine wine. It started out in a nice house and ended up in a box.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? It lost its filling.