Why was the limestone upset? It was taken for Granite
How do you know when a bike is thinking? You can see its wheels spinning.
Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon? It was full.
What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness? Someone who knocks on your door for no re…
A street vendor offered to sell me a guitar for free, but he said there were strings attached. In the end, I…