When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
What did the two pieces of bread say at their wedding? It was loaf at first sight.
Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 97% of you will never get it.
What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.