I bought a 65-inch TV for $5 because the volume was stuck on 10. I just couldn't turn it down.
A steak pun is a rare medium, done well.
I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth. Now when I talk, I have this weird Axe scent.
What do you call a Jewish rapper? 50 Shekel