I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth. Now when I talk, I have this weird Axe scent.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A Jolly Rancher.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym, but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work ou…
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, 'You should've been here at 8:30!' He replies, 'Why? What happe…
I'm not saying my wife is ugly, but on Halloween she went to tell the ugly kids to get off our lawn and they…