What did the bee say to his wife? Hurry up honey.
I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.
What do you call a hen looking at a pile of lettuce? A chicken seas a salad.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
What do you call an explosive monkey? Baboom