I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.
Boss: “Hey send me one of your funny jokes” I said “I’m working at the moment, I’ll send you one later” He re…
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
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Guess who I bumped into on the way to optician, everyone.