I had a dream about a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
Shout out to my grandma. Because thats the only way she can hear you.
A locksmith had to go to court to give evidence last week. Apparently he was the key witness.
What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.
Wife kicked her husband out of the house and said “I hope you die a long slow and painful death”. He turns ar…