What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.
Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!
My wife asked me, "Why don't you treat me like you did when we were firs dating!?" So I took her to dinner a…
Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead dough.
What time is it when an egg is cracked? Time to make an omelet!