What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner.
What do you call a teacher who doesn't fart in public? A private tutor.
What’s the difference between snow men and snow woman? Snow balls
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, 'Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's…
I must admit, I joined this subreddit despite not being a dad. I'm a faux pa.