What do you call a teacher who doesn't fart in public? A private tutor.
Tequila may not fix your life, but it’s worth a shot!
What's more unbelievable than a talking dog? A spelling bee.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I'm coming down with something.