I want to go on a diet, but I just feel like I have way too much on my plate right now
Did you hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet, but that's just nuts.
What kind of shoes did the spy wear? Sneakers
Three guys are hiking through the woods when they find a lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and a genie…