Dad Joke

Three guys are hiking through the woods when they find a lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and a genie pops out. The genie says, 'I'll give each of you one wish.' The first guy says, 'I want to be 100 times smarter than I am now.' Poof! He becomes a rocket scientist. The second guy says, 'I want to be 1000 times smarter.' Poof! He becomes a brain surgeon. The third guy says, 'I want to be 10000 times smarter.' Poof! He turns into a woman.