Man went to visit a zoo, by the time he got there, there was only one animal left, a dog. It was a shit-zhu
How can you tell the sex of an ant? Put it in water, if it sinks its a girl, if it floats its a boy-ant
My kid said, "Dad, I'm hungry." I said, "Hi, Hungry. I'm Dad."
A friend and I used to race snails and I always won. In desperation, he took the shells off all his snails. H…
It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.