Scientists have just discovered a fossilized dinosaur fart. They say its a blast from the past
I asked for breakfast anytime, so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
My daughter asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. said, "No, I didn't even know he could.
I tried donating blood today, NEVER again. Too many stupid question, who’s blood is it, where did you get it,…
A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts out 13 bees onto the count…