I asked for breakfast anytime, so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
5 out of 4 people admit that they're bad with fractions.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
What do you call an Acid with an attitude, a-mean-o-acid
My friend claims he can build a gun using his new 3D printer. But I'm not impressed. I've had a canon printer…