I'm terrified of elevators, so I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.
What do you call four pears? Two pairs.
A photon checks in for a flight. The attendant asks if he has any luggage. "No," he says, "I'm traveling ligh…
Why don't scientists trust stairs? Because they're always up to something.
Her: "Why do we need walkie-talkies? Our relationship is over." Me: "Our relationship is what? Over."