Her: "Why do we need walkie-talkies? Our relationship is over." Me: "Our relationship is what? Over."
Today I started an argument with my wife while riding in an elevator. I was wrong on so many levels.
I divorced my wife because she was cross eyed. We never could see eye to eye. Plus she was seeing someone on…
Why do ducks have tail feathers? To cover their butt quaks
Three guys are hiking through the woods when they find a lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and a genie…