The internet connection at my farm was really poor, so I moved the modem to the barn, now. I have stable WiFi
What do you call a mushroom that went to a party? A Fungi
My wife asked me, "Why don't you treat me like you did when we were firs dating!?" So I took her to dinner a…
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What has two butts and kills people? An assassin.