What has two butts and kills people? An assassin.
Did you hear about the T-Rex that sells guns? He’s a small arms dealer
At the office barbecue I grilled some rare steak for our boss, and he said, “I like it well done.” I said, “T…
Just got hospitalized due to a peekabo accident. They put me in the ICU.
A new species of deer has been discovered that can jump higher than the average house. The average house can'…