Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
When I arrived unannounced, I wasn't even offered a chocolate-covered cherry. It wasn't a cordial greeting.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
My wife looked out the window and screamed that someone stole all the bus stop signs on our street. I said, "…