What's the best present you can give someone? A broken drum. No one can beat that.
Which rock group has four men who can't sing? Mount Rushmore.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Why won’t swords go obsolete? Because they’re cutting edge technology.
A truck loaded with Vicks Vapo rub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight ho…