Why should you not use an unsharpened pencil? It's pointless.
Did you hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
The urge to sing ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight’ is always just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.
A magician was walking down the street. Then, he turned into a grocery store.
What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? Nothing. He was too shocked.