I’m giving my chimney away for free. You could say it’s on the house.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep in.
How did the piano get locked out of its car? It lost its keys.
Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn't see the ewe turn.
Did you hear about the mummy discovered in Egypt? It was covered in chocolate and nuts. They think it’s phara…