What’s the difference between iron man and iron woman? One’s a super hero the other is a command.
Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK.
Sunday was a sad day. But the day before that was a sadder day. Who knows, the day after it could be very mun…
Shout out to my grandma. Because thats the only way she can hear you.
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, I'm changing!