I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
At my bosses funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin: “Whos thinking outside the box now Gary?”
I asked my phone: "Siri, why am I so bad with women?" She said: "I'm Alexa you moron."
“Did you know that 25% of women are being treated for mental illness ? That means 75% of them are still walki…