I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Will glass coffins ever become popular? Remains to be seen.
What do you call a sleep walking nun? A Roman Catholic.
I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I…
I lost my job at the bank on my first day. An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.