Will glass coffins ever become popular? Remains to be seen.
A man fell straight through a window yesterday and walked away completely unharmed. Must have been paneless.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
I called the Dr “my wife is going into labor!” Dr asked “is this her first child?”. I said “no this is her hu…