Why don't elephants use computers? They're afraid of the mouse.
I recently took a pole and 100% of the people were angry when the tent collapsed
Why are there angels on top of Christmas trees? One day Santa was stressed out, and an angel came to him and…
The Egyptians claim there are no crocodiles in their country. I think they’re in de Nile.
What kind of bird works on a construction site? A crane.