Why did the ghost go to rehab? He was addicted to boos.
Man “sleeping pills are amazing, I’ve never been so relaxed in my life” doctor “just make sure you’re not tak…
Why did the dictionary get invited to every party? It had all the definitions.
I want to retire as quickly as I can. I better call ASARP.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam show I ever saw.