I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam show I ever saw.
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion? Claude.
The day I turned 42, my daughter walked up to me and said "Happy..." and started timing on her watch. After a…
Did you hear about the actor who broke his leg onstage? He's still in the cast.